Christmas Carol Script

A Christmas Carol is a short novel written by English author Charles Dickens and first published by Chapman & Hall and first released on 19 December 1843. The story narrates of sour and stingy Ebenezer Scrooge's ideological, moral, and emotional transformation after the supernatural visitations of Jacob Marley and the Ghosts of Christmases Past, Present, and Future.
 
The novella met with instant success and critical acclaim. A Christmas Carol has been tailored to suit various media like television, stage and radio in animation, with Muppets and as A Christmas Carol Musical.

A Christmas Carol Script :
Cratchet: Um, Professor Scrooge, I was wondering if I could ask you a quick question?
Scrooge: No.
Cratchet: It'll only take a minute...
Scrooge: Which word didn't you understand? Shut up and go away.

Cratchet : [Steps up to Scrooge's desk.] Well, I've been working for you for 5 years now and every Christmas you spend the entire evening solving the fully covariant magnetic Navier-Stokes equation analytically I was wondering if this year you'd like to come have Christmas dinner with me and my Family?
Scrooge: How would that advance my chances for tenure? [Pauses.] Wait a minute, you're going home this evening?

Cratchet: Well, I do like to have dinner with my Family at least one night a year and Christmas seems as good as any...
Scrooge: Humbug! No wonder you haven't made any progress these past 5 years. If you ever want to have a career in physics, you're going to have to spend all night, every night, in the lab, Christmas or no Christmas. I'm just giving you some fatherly advice; you'll thank me for it when you get tenure next decade.

Cratchet: But Professor Scrooge, my family: they'll be expecting me to...
Scrooge: Don't thank me too much, it's not polite. Now get back to those integrals.
 
Muppet Christmas Carol Script

- Well. That was a fine meal.
- Yes. It was. Wasn't it?
- Yes. Where shall we go now?
- Let's have. Uh. Lunch!
- Oh. Good idea.

- Now quiet down. You melons.
- Hey. I'm being stolen!

Hey. Help me! Help me!
Hey. Put me down!
What about my nose?
Ow!
Banana peels comin' down!
Come along. Ladies.
Here's a nice Christmas turkey.
Turkeys!
Get your Christmas turkey.
Hey. Wha...
Get back in that box there!
Get your boomerang fish.
Oh! Guaranteed fresh.