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Christmas Jokes

Jokes make you laugh and entertain you. People can laugh together by sharing jokes but jokes should not be taken seriously. They are meant for fun only.
 
Christmas joke can be divided into different categories like dinner jokes, party jokes, reindeer and elf jokes, snowmen and snowball jokes, greeting jokes, and Christmas Eve jokes. Christmas jokes are very funny.

There are number of books available in the market providing Xmas jokes. Not only this Xmas jokes can also available on internet. Kids love jokes and they enjoy Christmas party by sharing funny Christmas jokes.

* Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can ho ho ho!

* What goes "oh, oh, oh"?
Santa walking backwards!

* Who delivers elephant's Christmas presents?
Elephanta Claus!

* Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.

"I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE...
I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE...
I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE..."
His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf." To which the little brother replied, "No, but Gramma is!"

* Who delivers cat's Christmas presents?
Santa Paws!

* How many reindeer does it take to change a light bulb?
Eight! One to screw in the light bulb and seven to hold Rudolph down!

One elf said to another elf, "We had Grandma for Christmas dinner". And the other elf said, "Really? We had turkey!"

* Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?
He had no body to go with!

* What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Iceberg!

* What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?
Frost bite!

* What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
Thanks, I'll never part with it!

Adults also love jokes like kids. Infect it is there favorite pass time therefore, other funny Christmas jokes are

* The Santa Claus at the mall was very surprised when a young lady about twenty years old walked up and sat on his lap. Santa doesn't usually take requests from adults, but she smiled very nicely at him, so he asked her, "What do you want for Christmas?"

"Something for my mother, please." said the young lady.

"Something for your mother? Well, that's very thoughtful of you,'' smiled Santa. "What do you want me to bring her?"

Without blinking she replied, "A son-in-law!"

* It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?"

"Doing my Christmas shopping early", replied the defendant.

"That's no offense", said the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?"

"Before the store opened."


With this we wish you all merry Christmas full of laughter's. So, smile and enjoy the Christmas celebrations.