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Christmas is celebrated with great fun and enjoyment. You can add more fun by writing down some funny Christmas card sayings on your Christmas cards. Such as
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying: 'Toys not included. ~ Bernard Manning
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph." ~ Shirley Temple
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. ~ Garrison Keillor
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays." ~ Henry Youngman
Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
While sending Christmas card to your friend you can add the following Christmas card sayings for your friends.
The wish is old,
The wish is true,
A merry Christmas,
My friends, to you.
It means so much
To keep in touch
...with special friends like you.
A friend gives hope
When life is low
A friend's a place
Where you can go
A friend is honest
A friend is true
A friend is precious
My friend is you
Have a really lovely Christmas
You can add these Christmas card sayings while sending Christmas card to a child:
What do reindeer have that no other animals have?
Baby reindeer!
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve !.....see?
What's in December and no other month?
It's the letter "D" !
Twinkle Twinkle chocolate bar
Santa drives a rusty car
Press the starter
Press the choke
Off he goes in a cloud of smoke!
You can write down specific Christmas card sayings by online help or your own creativity while sending the Christmas cards to specific persons who are closed to you whether they may be your father, mother, brother, sister, friends etc.
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