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Dear Santa,
I'm writing to let you know that I've been naughty...
and it was worth it.
You fat, judgmental bastard.
You know you've grown up when none of the things you want for Christmas can be bought at a store.
Sit in a corner in the fetal position rocking back and forth chanting, "Santa Claus is coming to town, Santa Claus is coming to town..."
Keeping Christmas is good. but sharing it with others is even better.
There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. - Erma Bombeck
I am not alone at all, I thought. I was never alone at all. And that, of course, is the message of Christmas. We are never alone. Not when the night is darkest, the wind coldest, the world seemingly most indifferent. For this is still the time God chooses. - Taylor Caldwell
At Christmas, all roads lead home. - Marjorie Holmes
The joy of brightening other lives, bearing each others' burdens, easing other's loads and supplanting empty hearts and lives with generous gifts becomes for us the magic of Christmas. - W. C. Jones
Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone. - Charles Schulz
Christmas renews our youth by stirring our wonder. The capacity for wonder has been called our most pregnant human faculty, for in it are born our art, our science, our religion. - Ralph Sockman
Like snowflakes, my Christmas memories gather and dance - each beautiful, unique and too soon gone. - Deborah Whipp
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard
Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live. - Dennis Miller
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