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Love was born on Christmas morn.
May all your days be happy and bright and may all your Christmases be white.
Christmas cookies and happy hearts, this is how the holiday starts.
Remember the reason for the season.
Trimming the tree with happy hearts, that's the way the holiday starts.
Ho! Ho! Ho! Santa is on the go. Happy Holidays from the (name) family.
A Christmas goodie from me to you. Eat is quick before I do…
Oh, Christmas tree! Oh Christmas tree!
"I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays." ~ Henry Youngman
"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph." ~ Shirley Temple
"A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together." ~ Garrison Keillor
"No self-respecting mother would run out of intimidations on the eve of a major holiday. ~ Emma Bombeck
"The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband." ~ Joan Rivers
"Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present." ~ Unknown
"Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer. Who'd have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously?" ~ Bill Watterson in Calvin and Hobbes
"The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other." ~ Johnny Carson
"Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered." ~ Phyllis Diller
"Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live." ~ Dennis Miller
"Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ." ~ Bart Simpson in The Simpsons
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