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"Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit." ~ Unknown
"I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark." ~ Dick Gregory
"What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a new job the next day." ~ Phyllis Diller
"Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your feet. "
"Even before Christmas has said Hello, it's saying 'Buy Buy'. "
"The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband."
"A Christmas shopper's complaint is one of long-standing."
"The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin."
"What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic."
Christmas is the Disneyfication of Christianity"
"A merry Christmas to everybody! A happy New Year to all the world!"
"Christmas is a time when you get homesick - even when you're home."
"Christmas is a necessity. There has to be at least one day of the year to remind us that we're here for something else besides ourselves."
"There has been only one Christmas - the rest are anniversaries. "
Don't be surprised if a BIG fat red man comes down your chimney and puts you in a black sack... I told Santa I want you for Christmas.
Can I get a Picture of You so that I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Dear Santa,
I'm writing to let you know that I've been naughty...
and it was worth it.
You fat, judgmental bastard.
"The spirit of Christmas needs to superseded by the Spirit of Christ. The spirit of Christmas is annual; the Spirit of Christ is eternal. The spirit of Christmas is sentimental; the Spirit of Christ is supernatural. The spirit of Christmas is a human product; the Spirit of Christ is a divine person. That makes all the difference in the world." -Stuart Briscoe
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