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"Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered." ~ Phyllis Diller
"Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live." ~ Dennis Miller
"Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ."
Bart Simpson in The Simpsons
"Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit." ~ Unknown
"I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark." ~ Dick Gregory
"What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a new job the next day." ~ Phyllis Diller
"Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your feet. "
"Even before Christmas has said Hello, it's saying 'Buy Buy'. "
"The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband."
"A Christmas shopper's complaint is one of long-standing."
"The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin."
"What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic."
You can find more and more funny Christmas sayings by going online. Use them and enjoy your Christmas.
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