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"Once again, we come to the holiday season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice." ~ Dave Barry
"Next to a circus, there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit." ~Kin Hubbard
"There has only been one Christmas - the rest are anniversaries." ~W.J. Cameron
"Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money." ~Unknown
"I do like Christmas on the whole...In its clumsy way, it does approach peace and goodwill. But it is clumsier every year." ~ E.M. Foster
"Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your feet." ~ Unknown
"Marry an orphan. You'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws. At most, an occasional visit to the cemetery." ~ George Carlin
"The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin." ~ Jay Leno
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